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Dana White's Reaction Dana White's Reaction

Rated 5 / 5 stars

please note

There are many signs pointing to the fact that the Strikeforce purchase was in the works for months so when Dana White wrote 100s of personal replies to crying fedor fans on twitter at the time of the loss he was actually trolling.

Also one of the main reasons Strikeforce sold out was because it was bleeding money from the Fedor contract, so it actually helped the UFC in that sense.

I dont think Dana actually has anything against Fedor, he doesnt give him that much more shit than he does any other fighter that's not on his roster and isn't a wrestler. He just LOVES his wrestlers. He also, like most gays, finds fat unattractive on a dude. Dont underestimate the % of UFC sales from THAT market, that you never hear about (Vencum on a dude's ass? CondomDepot on a dude's ass?).

Zullzee responds:

I doubt he was trolling, since he's raged before on interviews with journalist about Fedor and how good he really is. And M-1 has said the purchase of Strikeforce isn't changing anything with Fedor and that his contract is with Showtime. Regardless, Fedor is most likely going to retire before the inevitable merger happens anyways.

The Emo Dance The Emo Dance

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

That's not Emo

God I wish they would do the emo dance more often, whats up with promoting stores? Sounds like your promoting them instead of the sarcastic tone it should have had... but your getting there... needs more funny

Blessed With Stress Blessed With Stress

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good song

Flash movie wasnt much as far as flash movies go, but I thought it had a good message, the shirts were pretty clever, but would have been more interesting if the band was atleast synced with the song... also didnt think much of the slide show because it didnt have that many original pics. And everyone has seen that bum pic a hojillion times. Come on now, originality!

also eric_swanson you are a brainwashed pawn of corporate america and the devil and all around a fucking retard, all that belligerent bullshit you said in your review was not only inapropriate but also retarted. Fuck you.

Recent Game Reviews

Shark Lifting 2 Shark Lifting 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

tHe EngLish guiy seaid it beszt "Its RFepetative but you EWant to keep goin!!!"""


-Massivv Von Swoledre

ps. Sor for my typeo, my handz is too obig

Power Fox 4 Power Fox 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fuck fuck powerfuckoashdoapsodqowheqaaaaaaaaaahhhh

i like the game because you kill a guy and i saw a tit the only thing that ruined it was the ads one ad came out of the screen kicked my dog pissed on my face and now I have AIDS other than that i had no problems with it it was a psychedelic experience of color playing it like in a dream but here is the thing i woke up and saw that i was still on the first level i mayhap had a seizure or whatever and wasnt actually playing but it was a strong experience strong like my benchpressing grandma she can lift a boat with her face but i digest strong like the aroma of a overly obese man in the morning taht is too huge to wash every area of his body with his trex arms and gave up some years ago basically canada i am actually indian and we take our elephan gods seriously so this game kind of pokes fun at that it made my indian mother sad to see me playing it this is how she cried AiayAyayayayAiAYya like a indian well excuse me i just shatted brbbb

Shark Mountain Shark Mountain

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


backwards controls, horrible unfunny "jokes" that scream trying too hard, boring repetitive gameplay, plus way to copy Miami Shark, enjoy your 15 minutes of being second rate with your trash games

Skeik-Sprite responds:

The controls aren't backwards, Right makes you go clockwise, Left makes you go counter clockwise, like in most games. We didn't copy Miami Shark, in fact we came out with Shark Mountain first. The fact that both games were released in such a short amount of time to each other is pure coincidence. I mean, you don't seriously think that we made this game within 2 days of Miami Shark being released. That's pretty much common sense.

If you didn't like the game, that's fine, but there's no need to insult anyone.